Recent conclusions

I just came to realisation. We have a WEIRD ecosystem. See, there's a piglet, a plankton, a potato and a gorilla.

And then of late, the potato came to the conclusion to why she was the one being bullied so bad. You see, there's two herbivores in the ecosystem. My my, now isn't that swell?

And the plankton isn't feeling so well. So let's pray for the best!!

And then, the piglet found her twin separated at birth. The gorilla. IRONIC it is, to discover only after two years of onslaughts.

So we don't fight as often as we used to. Isn't that great? Support world peace!

Le grá,

Piglet (why doesn't my real name have cool phonetics!?)

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the rights for Plankton, Mrs. Potato Head, Piglet (cute!!!) or Magilla Gorilla.

Special Announcement

This is to certify that:

Cassandra Ong *** **** (yes, that's her Chinese name)


MAY NOT change her status from "piglet (miniature pig)" to "cat", no matter how much the Government of Malaysia condemns pigs (and with no doubt, piglets as well).


This notice is to clarify that Cassandra Ong *** **** may not undergo animal change surgery in Malaysia in order to change her status, nor change her gender. (We've all had a bad feeling that she will, and I think she would when she reads this.)


Thank you.


From:

The Government of Biohazards.




PS: Forged by Plankton. Wahahahah!

Returned from the dead.

BAM!!
-squints ears-
Oh wait, was that the sound of a potato rolling down and crashing from the hill?
I should think not. At least, I think not.

By the way, I have a cat now. An imaginary one. Yes, it SCRATCHES, BLARE HISSES and sieges anything that's green and gooey.

I should also clarify that I am the EVIL one. You guys stay away from my title!!
And besides, you lot aren't selfish enough to be evil. All evil masterminds have to be EVIL and SELFISH. Capiche? Oh, did I say selfish? Yeah, selfish. Besides, most evil geniuses are midgets/short/teeny-weeny.

Also, they own weapons of mass destruction. Take cats, air bombs, spaghetti stringed violins and squeaky flutes for instance.

Yes. CASSANDRA IS EVIL. EVIL. EVILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! -maniacal laughter-

Oh, did I mention selfish? YES, SELFISH!!

Did I also mention that I'm the shortest around you lot? SHORT PEOPLE RULE THE WORLD!!!

Dead-ed

Hmm, all the others seem to be dead...

Does it mean I win? =D

Aduhai

"Lagging"-nya blog ini. =.=

I was anticipating some more posts to come while I'm gone on vacation, and it's still dead up to today. T.T What has come to this world?


Well, we can't blame anyone, cos we're all at peace, for now.

- Throws egg bomb at piglet. -

Curfew =.=

I'm back from a unpredecented (whatever that means) curfew from the computer.

Rage against the internet!

I don't know where to start... Everything's changed since I got back from my world of internet-less hell. Somebody help me. =(

And so I realised, the forewords to this blog are actually quoted from me. =D

Anyways, about the reason of my curfew... It's all suspense before I actually reveal the reason why I have been dead for the past week.

It's only been a week, and I feel so dreaded already. Sweat.

Invitation.

Hmm, now the Potato (me), was officially welcome to put few craps here too.

Thanks to Piglet. =.=

I've nothing much to say other than to be part in here.. what am i saying? =.=!!

Piglet just had to shrink me in order to be as tall as her rather than to feed me to be as chubby as her.. how nice of her..

Its so mean for Piglet not adding Gorilla in being part of this writings.. Hmph!

Till then, have a safe trip to the Earthquake country Piglet! And soon for Plankton. :D