Special Announcement

This is to certify that:

Cassandra Ong *** **** (yes, that's her Chinese name)


MAY NOT change her status from "piglet (miniature pig)" to "cat", no matter how much the Government of Malaysia condemns pigs (and with no doubt, piglets as well).


This notice is to clarify that Cassandra Ong *** **** may not undergo animal change surgery in Malaysia in order to change her status, nor change her gender. (We've all had a bad feeling that she will, and I think she would when she reads this.)


Thank you.


From:

The Government of Biohazards.




PS: Forged by Plankton. Wahahahah!

Returned from the dead.

BAM!!
-squints ears-
Oh wait, was that the sound of a potato rolling down and crashing from the hill?
I should think not. At least, I think not.

By the way, I have a cat now. An imaginary one. Yes, it SCRATCHES, BLARE HISSES and sieges anything that's green and gooey.

I should also clarify that I am the EVIL one. You guys stay away from my title!!
And besides, you lot aren't selfish enough to be evil. All evil masterminds have to be EVIL and SELFISH. Capiche? Oh, did I say selfish? Yeah, selfish. Besides, most evil geniuses are midgets/short/teeny-weeny.

Also, they own weapons of mass destruction. Take cats, air bombs, spaghetti stringed violins and squeaky flutes for instance.

Yes. CASSANDRA IS EVIL. EVIL. EVILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! -maniacal laughter-

Oh, did I mention selfish? YES, SELFISH!!

Did I also mention that I'm the shortest around you lot? SHORT PEOPLE RULE THE WORLD!!!

Dead-ed

Hmm, all the others seem to be dead...

Does it mean I win? =D