So the Piglet decidedly put the Potato out of the war, but however, she indirectly intervened with her Sudoku madness!!
It was simple, really.
The Piglet brought her 200 Sudoku book, and the Potato actually whacked eight pages in one go!!
HELP!!!
And now, to increase the magnitude of the situation, the Potato and Plankton actually pillow whacked her!!!
WAH!!!! 2 AGAINST 1!! That isn't fair!!
Moving on, today's weather: Expects showers. (mutters: of LED dental guns over the Plankton's house)
So incidentally, there hasn't been a war this week to blog about.
All that's certain is, the next time the Piglet has to walk over to *horror gasp* the primary school, she'll make sure its raining and bring a bigger umbrella.
Simply meaning, there'll be more special effects.
Scene:
Plankton: LAU AH MA!!!
Piglet: (opens wet umbrella upon him)
HOHO, genius. Man, I should've done that the other day. SIGH.
Friday, August 29, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Recap
Oh yes, the Piglet will not be around to blog for a while, so I am just stealing a chance to maybe get her pissed when she gets back. Welcome back to Biohazardly Bellicose grandma! And here's all to you!
And so, I was officially named the Plankton, and her the Grandma. Well, I used to be a noisy lil kid but too bad that didn't really last, so didn't the grandma. You see, she has an obsession of minimising me bit by bit by the day. First a lil kid, now a plankton. How much more magnification would she need to just describe my humble size?
And so, the war between the grandma and plankton started, soon changed to the battle between the pig(let) and the plankton. I left to KL, and promised her an electric drill when she came back. She never needed it. She aspires to be a dentist, and sees no problem of spending a sum on that for her own homicidal adventures.
Plus, the piglet hired a huge umbrella to poke me down every time I do my duty after school near the primary school gate. And the plankton does his best at shouting: "Lau Ah Ma!"
The plankton is not unarmed, however. He wears a horrible Kevlar suit (that stupid prefect blazer of mine), plus a few more weapons in handy in his inside pockets. Still searching for that sewer rat though.
Just recently, a craze over Command and Conquer Generals - Zero Hour. The plankton has taken the pilot's seat and is now zooming across Malaysia as the USA Air Force General, which some people really disagree too. Some prefer the plankton to go back to his aquatic habitat for defense against the almighty piglet (who lives in, well, mud), but nevertheless nothing stops the plankton from bringing the mighty mother of all bombs, a huge airforce comprising of King Raptors and Aurora Bombers, Stealth Fighters and loads and loads of Stealth Comanches.
The no-longer-aspiring pilot, the piglet, who now wants to be a dentist, will have to face her own dreams in the war for ultimate supremacy.
The piglet has still one more weapon in mind - her harsh words. She tears the ectoplasm out of the plankton with every sarcastic remark, and also a bit of her bombastic language that grant her so much peace among the 'ah bengs' and 'ah lians'. Pity them, but you've got to pity the plankton more.
However, the piglet's sulking that the plankton actually beat her in EST. Now she's really gonna beat me, I mean, drill me up.
The plankton may have to use his last weapon, the piccolo, as his last resort against the supreme linguistic forces of the piglet. Still, he has only a 70% hit rate for the extremely hurting high notes.
Just a recap. And a great time to go into hiding.
Yours, a fugitive,
Teh O Plankton.
PS: Oh yes, the plankton is now officially called Teh O too.
And so, I was officially named the Plankton, and her the Grandma. Well, I used to be a noisy lil kid but too bad that didn't really last, so didn't the grandma. You see, she has an obsession of minimising me bit by bit by the day. First a lil kid, now a plankton. How much more magnification would she need to just describe my humble size?
And so, the war between the grandma and plankton started, soon changed to the battle between the pig(let) and the plankton. I left to KL, and promised her an electric drill when she came back. She never needed it. She aspires to be a dentist, and sees no problem of spending a sum on that for her own homicidal adventures.
Plus, the piglet hired a huge umbrella to poke me down every time I do my duty after school near the primary school gate. And the plankton does his best at shouting: "Lau Ah Ma!"
The plankton is not unarmed, however. He wears a horrible Kevlar suit (that stupid prefect blazer of mine), plus a few more weapons in handy in his inside pockets. Still searching for that sewer rat though.
Just recently, a craze over Command and Conquer Generals - Zero Hour. The plankton has taken the pilot's seat and is now zooming across Malaysia as the USA Air Force General, which some people really disagree too. Some prefer the plankton to go back to his aquatic habitat for defense against the almighty piglet (who lives in, well, mud), but nevertheless nothing stops the plankton from bringing the mighty mother of all bombs, a huge airforce comprising of King Raptors and Aurora Bombers, Stealth Fighters and loads and loads of Stealth Comanches.
The no-longer-aspiring pilot, the piglet, who now wants to be a dentist, will have to face her own dreams in the war for ultimate supremacy.
The piglet has still one more weapon in mind - her harsh words. She tears the ectoplasm out of the plankton with every sarcastic remark, and also a bit of her bombastic language that grant her so much peace among the 'ah bengs' and 'ah lians'. Pity them, but you've got to pity the plankton more.
However, the piglet's sulking that the plankton actually beat her in EST. Now she's really gonna beat me, I mean, drill me up.
The plankton may have to use his last weapon, the piccolo, as his last resort against the supreme linguistic forces of the piglet. Still, he has only a 70% hit rate for the extremely hurting high notes.
Just a recap. And a great time to go into hiding.
Yours, a fugitive,
Teh O Plankton.
PS: Oh yes, the plankton is now officially called Teh O too.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
A Movie?
Plankton won't be able to update since he's marching his legs off for today.
Anyway, as afore mentioned, that... movie.
As ERRONEOUSLY REGARDED by the Plankton as an ingenius plan to make him date a girl by means of handcuffing and landing in hospital, I digress. I'd say it's more of a plan to make end his life, either way or that. But concludingly, I went epic because I'm such a good friend, hoho, and made it into a movie.
"Yeah Plankton, let's go to Candy Mountain."
"Yeah, let's go to Candy Mountain. It'll be an exciting adventure."
So anyway, due to how emo the Plankton can get at times, I do apologize for the mushiness I have to resort to in certain parts of this post. I really do. Don't pop your eyes out reading. (I'm already EWWing around)
Anyway, some of the scenes are rather typical. (Aren't they all?)
Bear in mind that my intention is to make the Plankton live happily and ending his life abruptly after that. :D
I'm such a good friend.
I shall label his 'darling-whoever-she-is-in-the-future' as *ahem ahem*.
Alright forget about the mushiness. I'll just get this EWW post over with and cut to the chase. Well actually, I'd inserted background music so if you listen to it you'll have a better picture.
Anyway, as afore mentioned, that... movie.
As ERRONEOUSLY REGARDED by the Plankton as an ingenius plan to make him date a girl by means of handcuffing and landing in hospital, I digress. I'd say it's more of a plan to make end his life, either way or that. But concludingly, I went epic because I'm such a good friend, hoho, and made it into a movie.
"Yeah Plankton, let's go to Candy Mountain."
"Yeah, let's go to Candy Mountain. It'll be an exciting adventure."
So anyway, due to how emo the Plankton can get at times, I do apologize for the mushiness I have to resort to in certain parts of this post. I really do. Don't pop your eyes out reading. (I'm already EWWing around)
Anyway, some of the scenes are rather typical. (Aren't they all?)
Bear in mind that my intention is to make the Plankton live happily and ending his life abruptly after that. :D
I'm such a good friend.
I shall label his 'darling-whoever-she-is-in-the-future' as *ahem ahem*.
Alright forget about the mushiness. I'll just get this EWW post over with and cut to the chase. Well actually, I'd inserted background music so if you listen to it you'll have a better picture.
MOVIE 1
(Hans Zimmer's Tennessee in C major plays throughout the whole movie)
Now now, be patient and wait for it to load :D :D :D
Plankton and *ahem ahem* were taking a stroll down to the movies one day, then they were caught in the rain.
Lovingly, he gave her his jacket. Then they played in the rain.
Following day, they caught pneumonia.
Needless to say, one goes from bad to worse(*ahem ahem*) the other goes from bad to better(Plankton).
*ahem ahem* then died slowly in his arms.
Nurse: Doctor, I think you should call it now.
Doctor: *ahem ahem*, died at -inserts time-.
Plankton: -cries his heart out-
Conclusion: The Plankton committed suicide.
THE END.
:D
(Hans Zimmer's Tennessee in C major plays throughout the whole movie)
Now now, be patient and wait for it to load :D :D :D
Plankton and *ahem ahem* were taking a stroll down to the movies one day, then they were caught in the rain.
Lovingly, he gave her his jacket. Then they played in the rain.
Following day, they caught pneumonia.
Needless to say, one goes from bad to worse(*ahem ahem*) the other goes from bad to better(Plankton).
*ahem ahem* then died slowly in his arms.
Nurse: Doctor, I think you should call it now.
Doctor: *ahem ahem*, died at -inserts time-.
Plankton: -cries his heart out-
Conclusion: The Plankton committed suicide.
THE END.
:D
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Prologue
I hate having to write a prologue to everything. It's extremely boring, but still it's always best to introduce your 'products' to the outside world, if you ever want some attention. And maybe someone who can actually make sense out of all this.
And so the Piglet gave me the authorisation to be a part of the crap in this blog, as it is dedicated to the Plankton-Piglet war. I could have had link one, link two, link three, and link one million to that, but I believe everything will be said in here, nice and clear.
That rhymes, but I'm not going to be a lyricist, for this moment.
I don't know what drove the Piglet to get a Gorilla and a Potato involved, as this was meant to be an one-on-one affair. Well, affair is a very bad word to use in this era of globalisation (Stupid phrase from any typical BM essay), so let's say an one-to-one battle. It's just a fun debate over the superiority of a humble plankton *cough* and a rather meticulous grandma, I mean, piglet.
I don't like adjectives, but this is going to be a bit messy.
Biohazardly Bellicose, to you.
Signing off,
The Plankton.
And so the Piglet gave me the authorisation to be a part of the crap in this blog, as it is dedicated to the Plankton-Piglet war. I could have had link one, link two, link three, and link one million to that, but I believe everything will be said in here, nice and clear.
That rhymes, but I'm not going to be a lyricist, for this moment.
I don't know what drove the Piglet to get a Gorilla and a Potato involved, as this was meant to be an one-on-one affair. Well, affair is a very bad word to use in this era of globalisation (Stupid phrase from any typical BM essay), so let's say an one-to-one battle. It's just a fun debate over the superiority of a humble plankton *cough* and a rather meticulous grandma, I mean, piglet.
I don't like adjectives, but this is going to be a bit messy.
Biohazardly Bellicose, to you.
Signing off,
The Plankton.
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