Zooplankton Battle

I'm no longer a phytoplankton, for as much as I know, phytoplankton are plants. Zooplankton eat 'em, so here I am, the herbivorous (yea right) war machine.

I'm hear to proudly state that the war between me and the Granny aka Piglet is not a first priority, but a second.

I hear loads of boo's out there.

Here is my reason. First of all, Mrs. B**** is driving me nuts. The world of Mr. Plankton's band is crashing before his very eyes. I know in his illustrations, the plankton has only one. But, I have four, I am defected, so beat that.

I believe that as a band major, I have no other choice but to fight for my friends' rights, no matter how much they call it favouritism. It is not. It is called justice.

I do not want another year like 2007 OR 2008 to happen again. The years that brought up so much critique to our drill show, our quality control, and worse still, the band's teachers and instructors.

The instructors are not at fault. But I believe, Mrs. B**** is.

Everyone is ruined.

Now is up to the board members of Plankton's regime to save the band.

And so, I hereby declare that the Granny is safe from my sewer rats and 95-series machine guns, for now.

CSO for the world,

Rather-pissed-off.

Cacatedart.com

Chemistry class and a diagnostic test. -runs far far away stark raving mad due to boredom-

Anyway, Adeline and Lysandra got bored and they decided to 'deform' me. SOB.

Presenting....

A cacatedart.com production.

A three in one. Fairylike, god grandmother and pirate piglet. I sound like an Osim massage chair. O.o

Oh no, I ain't telling anyone my full name!!

Plus a wand and a HOOK!??? O.o

IF LOOKS CAN KILL, THAT CAN CERTAINLY CAN.

PLUS, MADE IN CHINA!!! SOB.

Let's not forget, credentials.


CONCLUSION: I AM SPEECHLESS.

Zzz

The Piglet is obviously too busy with her telly.

The Potato, conflicts and battles unseen, unheard.

The Gorilla? Busy drawing Pengies, training his shots with the Plankton on Crazy Shooter Online (C.S.O.).

As for the plankton, I guess, he/it is too obsessed with Jawi, as a form of code in his messages to call for back up.

One thing is for sure - the Piglet tries to wave at the Plankton, but all the Plankton does is mutter "Lau Ah Ma" under his lips, if he has any.

And now, I feel so bad for not waving back, or at least pointing an air gun at her.

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Ah, this is such a sexist world. It's not the guys abusing the girls, but the girls demoralising the guys! (And now, that IS a sexist remark.) And another sexist remark - Some girls are just sooooo... Grr.

Disclaimer: I have just used the word "SOME", for your info.

And so, the Plankton, with its continual research program for new ballistic missiles and nanobombs (in his dreams) found something rather intriguing, but a bit out of topic - the reason why guys live, in the world of a certain someone.

Well, the answer is merely easy - extortion, wealth, glamour, and a nice grave for her hubby once the bills are signed, and the transfer of funds complete.

Disclaimer: Don't perasan. It is not good for you.

Plankton's current quote: "I really kesian your future hubby."

The Piglet: "Over my dead body!"

First of all, dentistry is a very great job. Well, because you get to hear people screaming in pain, and you get money out of drilling holes into their teeth! Or maybe add some pressure there by screwing the bolts and nuts into their braces, real tight. And now that is what you call sadistic.

Ah, but you can never get enough money, especially if you are like this someone. Oops.

And so, this someone's hubby shall be, and MUST be, rich, and by all means will the money belong to her. (It would have been so much better if that guy were to be an idiot.)

Wealth and glamour comes easy then. These are the times when guys aren't really so bad at all (Sexist!), considering that this someone will attempt homicide on her hubby for his riches, or if not hoping that he dies early. Choi. Now, that is not sadistic, that is what I call smart and idealistic (in the black market)!

All the conspiracies and lies, and the mistreatment to guys (like me). The Plankton has given a premonition to all, that the Piglet will soon find her eternal (Well, not eternally, but for a few years perhaps?) life partner, and gain the riches from his dead body.

Over my dead body,
The plasmolysed plankton.

PS: Preparing for a counterattack. Where the heck is my sewer rat?!

In response

Anyway, in response to Caricatures, I shall improvise for the sake of betterment!

BEFORE

AFTER

Once upon a time, there was a kid nicknamed Plankton who was troubled by the notion of a plankton in a PINK bathrobe answering the phone. So distraught, he sought to improvise by doodling away during History class. He then later drew a rather crappy pig as an insinuation to one of his friends, the Piglet, who back then stayed away from the internet due to other involvements such as her profound love, the television and the such.

Following day, one of the Piglet's honchos told her about it. It was Physics class and the Piglet was busy not paying attention helping the Jagung make decisions on colours and doing additional mathematics. So in the beginning, the Piglet merely registered, but simply replied with a vague 'okay'. (which is indeed a colloquial)

Upon hearing the 100 pigs part, she whacked her face down on her additional mathematics textbook gobsmacked, completely disregarding the fact that she was wearing her glasses at the time. Only to realize that the whole class heard the WHACK, all heads turned to the back plus the teacher and glasses almost squashed into her face.

OUCH + HUMILIATION= NOT GOOD

The End =)

Signing off,
Oinkers ^oo^

Caricatures

From Scherzando Comrade:

History is just another bore.

I have had many things to do in class before - holding parliamentary meetings, doing my reports, fooling around, slapping Canaris' ass (whom deserves every bit of pain he gets) plus a bit of torture to my test pad.

Today just felt like the right day to do a fun-raising activity. Mind you, it's fun-raising without the 'D' behind the fun.

First of all, I thought Biohazardly Bellicose, the blog on the wars between me and my circle of friends needed a makeover. After all, the picture of the plankton in a towel answering the phone has been haunting me for many weeks. And the piglet was just a bit too cheery.

It's still smiling! =.=

Kelvin's quote: What's with you and pigs? o.O

Next up, the penguin, although we do not have a penguin at war (at the very moment). I was just wasting time for two periods anyway.

It sure looks cute (and simple) to me, but I guess Kelvin needed a total makeover - a rock star penguin, with a more 'sophisticated' look.

Yup, that penguin works for Slipknot, System of a Down, and Happy Feet too.

Well, he gave himself a rather fuzzy look to compliment the sophistication of the philosophically intricate penguin he drew. Behold, the hairy gorilla:

He needs a shave, just like... erm, never mind. xD

As for me, I had troubles drawing the one-eyed plankton, until Raphael showed me the way. And I thought he only knew how to draw David Cook. =.=

It's cute! It's adorable! It's... me. =.=

Well, I had to live up to my standards of being a Teh O seller, so I guess I got the hang of drawing only one eye (and a horribly oval body), with a bit of extra touch.

Nobody ever said planktons were cute!

PS: My test pad is officially non-halal. It has at least 100 pig drawings, and a bit of obscenity too.

Lukhman! Hahaha!