The piglet is so gonna get it from me, once I can differentiate her being a piglet from a pig of course.
There shouldn't be any difference in their gluttony should it?
Monday, November 24, 2008
Sesat-ed
The plankton is soooo lost. He can't differentiate between a piglet and a pig.
(points and laughs)
(points and laughs)
Monday, November 10, 2008
More Random: Rich Kids
Now this is more random than the predecessor post regarding my hair. =.=
The Piglet is RICH. Totally. She just doesn't want to admit it, even though her car speaks it all. xD She says she has limits, but who needs limits when you are going to get a rich hubby and kill him for all his wealth?
Ah, apart from that, the Piglet is a subtle, sissy killer. If she is ever going to play a first person shooter, she'd be sniper and boringly crouch at one spot all day just to get a miserable one or two kills, whereas the Plankton goes around killing himself in return for quadruple the killing results.
Well try call her 'chicken'. She'd just reply: "No it's not chicken. It's piglet." Bleh.
Of course, this does not apply to her when she's playing Hitman, I mean, Hitgirl. I'm supposedly her next strangle victim with her sickly, pitiful brown ribbon. Although, I chose to be murdered with a red ribbon. Oh well.
Apparently, she tried to play a bit more aggressive with a bunch of crappy arsenal, but as usual, we all know piglets are stuck to the same sissy ribbons and useless equipment. And the Plankton shall dominate with his assault rifles, painful airguns, detachable cube pieces, paintguns and sewer rats!
Whatever the score is for Piglet and me, it does not matter. There's never an end to our rampage.
PS: Plankton is emo, so watch out. xD
The Piglet is RICH. Totally. She just doesn't want to admit it, even though her car speaks it all. xD She says she has limits, but who needs limits when you are going to get a rich hubby and kill him for all his wealth?
Ah, apart from that, the Piglet is a subtle, sissy killer. If she is ever going to play a first person shooter, she'd be sniper and boringly crouch at one spot all day just to get a miserable one or two kills, whereas the Plankton goes around killing himself in return for quadruple the killing results.
Well try call her 'chicken'. She'd just reply: "No it's not chicken. It's piglet." Bleh.
Of course, this does not apply to her when she's playing Hitman, I mean, Hitgirl. I'm supposedly her next strangle victim with her sickly, pitiful brown ribbon. Although, I chose to be murdered with a red ribbon. Oh well.
Apparently, she tried to play a bit more aggressive with a bunch of crappy arsenal, but as usual, we all know piglets are stuck to the same sissy ribbons and useless equipment. And the Plankton shall dominate with his assault rifles, painful airguns, detachable cube pieces, paintguns and sewer rats!
Whatever the score is for Piglet and me, it does not matter. There's never an end to our rampage.
PS: Plankton is emo, so watch out. xD
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Random: To Kill or Not To Kill
Recently, the piglet was deciding on treating the Plankton to a great haircut. Indeed, it would be unique, for how many people actually have landscapes for a haircut? The Plankton however, decided to make a rainforest out of the piglet's hair and then attack it with dandruff. He however, forgot that natural preservations have anti-dandruff properties.
So it's a draw.
The piglet then proceeded to the idea of crash-landing the plankton in a hospital bed, and then poisoning his drips. It was all really simple. All she had to do was to get the plankton a new cube for his birthday, with poison. The blame was all to be put on the plankton, really, for he wrecked his own cube!!
Does that mean score one for the piglet?
The piglet also found out that the REAL plankton's full name was Sheldon J. Plankton. In conjuction with that, I present to you Roland 'Sheldon' Teo.
Also, the plankton was thought to be pretty idiotic to side the crooks when the good guys get all the awesome gadgets. I told you his name was Sheldon!
Signing off,
Piglet aka the Exoneration Genius
So it's a draw.
The piglet then proceeded to the idea of crash-landing the plankton in a hospital bed, and then poisoning his drips. It was all really simple. All she had to do was to get the plankton a new cube for his birthday, with poison. The blame was all to be put on the plankton, really, for he wrecked his own cube!!
Does that mean score one for the piglet?
The piglet also found out that the REAL plankton's full name was Sheldon J. Plankton. In conjuction with that, I present to you Roland 'Sheldon' Teo.
Also, the plankton was thought to be pretty idiotic to side the crooks when the good guys get all the awesome gadgets. I told you his name was Sheldon!
Signing off,
Piglet aka the Exoneration Genius
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