Hacked

Now, someone has just hacked the hell of Ah Ma's account, and changed her password. Plankton decides to help (the pineapple tart he sooooo wants dead), and little can the little menace do.

Now, there is the danger of totally horrible posts here, because of the hacker.

And I'm not too sure myself how to delete Cassandra off the authors list, and put the new account in for her. Aaargh.

Why must the world be so evil?!

Why must the plankton be so keen to take over Bikini Bottom in the first place? =.=

Surreal

Not-so-recently, I had to do creative writing for English class. So the Potato and I paired up. But that's a different story we write altogether.

We were given the starting and were required to continue it.

Today, all the pictures we drew in art class came to life. I drew an airplane and it flew around the room. Then I drew a ____ and it…

And later that afternoon, the I wrote another one. :D

(This was actually supposed to be published ages ago but I wasn't online)

Then I drew a plankton and it was so small you can put it in your palm and make keychains out of it. Then I drew a piglet and I drew it HUGE. In that picture, the piglet was trampling over the plankton. And they were surreal! WOW!

But the Plankton, who was rather vengeful about it, took an eraser and erased the Piglet's foot!

"Hey! That wasn't fair!" yelled the Piglet between sighs of excruciating pain. (Sheesh)
"Look who's talking," muttered the Plankton joyously, having disabled the Piglet.

In the midst of the Plankton basking in his ever-glory, he got it over his head and didn't watch where he was going. Unintendedly, he tripped over a pebble (HAHA PEBBLE!) and the pencil rolled off his hands and stopped right next to the Piglet.
Muttering profanities under his breath, he was unaware of that.

Happily, the Piglet drew a fish, which in turn tried to eat up the Plankton. Dear ol' Plankton was running for his life.

But then I didn't want the story to end so abruptly, so I erased the fish. I could've sworn that Piglet was glaring at me! But then I decided to play fair. I gave Piglet and Plankton both a pencil each.

Plankton, being Plankton, and Piglet, being Piglet, they both drew themselves to a maximum size. I freaked out when they shot through my roof! Then I decided to be a sport and I watched them both. The Plankton then drew a huge eraser and erased the Piglet's legs and hands off! Which he then drew a thousand other phytoplanktons to chain up the fishes and zooplanktons.Then, they were to erect a statue of the Plankton!

"ALL HAIL PLANKTON!" they exclaimed. The Piglet went nuts. For the nobler cause, the Piglet picked the pencil up using her mouth and drew herself an artist to redraw him! Whom, she erased after that.

Oh my was the Piglet furious. The Piglet deliberately drew an eraser to leviathan, which she then used to erase the spastic statue! The Plankton, unaware of was was going on, was busy planning his next move. Then the Piglet drew a huge fork and forked the Plankton. She then lowered him into an oven of brimstone and fire. The Plankton, aghast was screaming in horror.

"Merry Christmas!" the Piglet exclaimed, exhilarated.

BUT THEN I didn't want to see what would happen next, so I took the eraser and erase everything. Only to find all my drawings in that piece of paper. DARN MY IMAGINATION IS SURREAL.

Signing off,

=(

This blog is dying. Where are you Lau Ah Ma?! =(