Thursday, August 21, 2008

Prologue

I hate having to write a prologue to everything. It's extremely boring, but still it's always best to introduce your 'products' to the outside world, if you ever want some attention. And maybe someone who can actually make sense out of all this.

And so the Piglet gave me the authorisation to be a part of the crap in this blog, as it is dedicated to the Plankton-Piglet war. I could have had link one, link two, link three, and link one million to that, but I believe everything will be said in here, nice and clear.

That rhymes, but I'm not going to be a lyricist, for this moment.

I don't know what drove the Piglet to get a Gorilla and a Potato involved, as this was meant to be an one-on-one affair. Well, affair is a very bad word to use in this era of globalisation (Stupid phrase from any typical BM essay), so let's say an one-to-one battle. It's just a fun debate over the superiority of a humble plankton *cough* and a rather meticulous grandma, I mean, piglet.

I don't like adjectives, but this is going to be a bit messy.

Biohazardly Bellicose, to you.

Signing off,
The Plankton.

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