Today, the fourth of December year 2000 and 8, marks another important day in the history of ecosystems. Yes. The piglet unraveled another exhilarating discovery through her dazzling breakthroughs.
At 1.24 pm, she fell to her demise upon realisation that the Gorilla, the Potato and the Plankton ACTUALLY like Twilight. What is becoming of this cruel cruel world? (Disclaimer: I do not abhor Twilight. I just can't stand mushy stuff.)
Also, she came to realisation at 5.37 pm that... (Another disclaimer: Thanks loads Elaine!)
The ecosystem is uber-imbalanced in characteristics of size. Yes. The Plankton's supposed to be smaller, the Piglet's shorter than the Potato and the Gorilla's just fine. The Piglet happens to be just fine too! (Adeline and Roland grow shorter lah!!)
-does the picture perfect gesture and shakes head-
Something's wrong. Really really wrong.
Yours untruly,
Piglet the Exoneration Master (or Mastress. No such word though. Sob.)
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