BAM!!
-squints ears-
Oh wait, was that the sound of a potato rolling down and crashing from the hill?
I should think not. At least, I think not.
By the way, I have a cat now. An imaginary one. Yes, it SCRATCHES, BLARE HISSES and sieges anything that's green and gooey.
I should also clarify that I am the EVIL one. You guys stay away from my title!!
And besides, you lot aren't selfish enough to be evil. All evil masterminds have to be EVIL and SELFISH. Capiche? Oh, did I say selfish? Yeah, selfish. Besides, most evil geniuses are midgets/short/teeny-weeny.
Also, they own weapons of mass destruction. Take cats, air bombs, spaghetti stringed violins and squeaky flutes for instance.
Yes. CASSANDRA IS EVIL. EVIL. EVILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! -maniacal laughter-
Oh, did I mention selfish? YES, SELFISH!!
Did I also mention that I'm the shortest around you lot? SHORT PEOPLE RULE THE WORLD!!!
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Ah.. right.
I thought you slipped and had your leg on a nuke button. Thats why i saw many fireworks of piglet's face! Pretty eh? XD
you're not evil after all. remember candy cane and footprints? =P!
Happy CNY Piglet! And everyone! ^^
This post seriously needs deletion.
Maybe it would be better if the person who wrote this got wiped out instead. =D
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