Special Announcement

This is to certify that:

Cassandra Ong *** **** (yes, that's her Chinese name)


MAY NOT change her status from "piglet (miniature pig)" to "cat", no matter how much the Government of Malaysia condemns pigs (and with no doubt, piglets as well).


This notice is to clarify that Cassandra Ong *** **** may not undergo animal change surgery in Malaysia in order to change her status, nor change her gender. (We've all had a bad feeling that she will, and I think she would when she reads this.)


Thank you.


From:

The Government of Biohazards.




PS: Forged by Plankton. Wahahahah!